Universal Size Guide
Fit: All apparel is unisex, standard fit. For a relaxed or oversized look, we recommend sizing up.
Apparel (Shirts, Dresses & Tops)
| Size | Bust | Waist | Hip |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36" | 30" | 38" |
| M | 38" | 32" | 40" |
| L | 40" | 34" | 42" |
| XL | 42" | 36" | 44" |
Cord Set
| Size | Shorts Length | Waist | Bust | Hip |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 15" | 30" | 36" | 38" |
| M | 16" | 32" | 38" | 40" |
| L | 17" | 34" | 40" | 42" |
| XL | 18" | 36" | 42" | 44" |
Trousers
| Size | Length | Waist | Hip |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36" | 30" | 38" |
| M | 38" | 32" | 40" |
| L | 40" | 34" | 42" |
| XL | 42" | 36" | 44" |
Baby Tee (Women's)
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bust | 26" | 29" | 31" | 33" | 35" | 36" |
| Length | 18" | 19" | 19" | 20" | 20" | 36"* |
| Waist | 26" | 28" | 30" | 32" | 34" | 36" |
2XL length appears to be a typo in the original chart. Please verify before publishing.
Standard T-Shirt
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | 38" | 40" | 42" | 44" | 46" |
| Length | 26" | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" |
Boxy Fit T-Shirt
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | 40" | 42" | 44" | 46" | 48" |
| Length | 24.5" | 25.5" | 26.5" | 27.5" | 28.5" |
Oversized Full Sleeve T-Shirt
| Size | S | M | L | XL | XXL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 24" | 25" | 26" | 27" | 28" |
| Chest | 45" | 47" | 49" | 51" | 53" |
| Shoulder | 23" | 24" | 25" | 26" | 27" |
| Sleeve | 20.5" | 21.5" | 22.5" | 23.5" | 24.5" |
📐 How to Measure
- Bust/Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest while keeping the tape comfortably snug.
- Waist: Measure around the narrowest part of your natural waist.
- Hip: Measure around the fullest part of your hips.
- Shoulder: Measure from one shoulder seam to the other across your back.
- Sleeve: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve.
- Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Measurement Tolerance: Garment measurements may vary by ±0.5–1 inch depending on the product.
Maximum Chill. Zero Apologies.
Let’s be real—you’re not lazy, you’re just strategically optimizing your resources. Part of our signature Humor & Meme collection, this pitch-black tee features the ultimate ironic flex: "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Energy Efficient." It’s the perfect uniform for low-effort days, high-key style, and anyone who treats relaxation like an elite skill.
Why It’s An Absolute Grail:
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The Ultimate 240 GSM Heavyweight Feel: Cut from a thick, premium 240 GSM cotton knit, this tee brings luxury streetwear quality straight to your closet. It feels substantial, stays durable, and holds its boxy structure flawlessly without drooping.
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The Perfect Boxy Fit: Engineered with loose dropped shoulders and wide, relaxed sleeves to give you that effortless, off-duty streetwear silhouette.
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Crisp, High-Density Print: The clean, minimalistic typography is stamped with high-grade ink designed to resist cracking, peeling, and fading—no matter how many times it hits the laundry.
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Pitch Black Canvas: A deep, saturated, fade-resistant black colorway that makes the bold white lettering pop and goes with absolutely everything in your wardrobe.
Product Specifications
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Fabric: 100% Premium Super-Combed Cotton (Bio-washed & Pre-shrunk)
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Weight: 240 GSM Luxury Heavyweight Knit
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Fit: Boxy / Oversized Drop-Shoulder Fit (Unisex)
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Color: Pitch Black
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Design: High-Density "Energy Efficient" Meme Print
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Details: Thick, durable ribbed crew neck that won't stretch out over time.
The Vibe: Slip it on with baggy cargos, oversized sweatpants, or distressed denim. Ideal for gaming marathons, coffee runs, or looking completely unbothered while running errands.
🔋 Flex the Fit
Loving your new lazy-day uniform? Tag us before you nap! Snap a photo, drop your review, and share your look on Instagram @glimmershue to get featured on our feed!
Order today and receive your items by tomorrow. We pride ourselves on offering a fast, reliable, and seamless delivery experience, so you can enjoy your purchase without the wait. Perfect for when you need it quickly or just want the convenience of next-day delivery.
Not completely satisfied? No problem. Our hassle-free return process ensures you can easily return your item for a refund or exchange. Shop confidently, knowing we’ve got you covered!
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