{"product_id":"black-boxy-fit-t-shirt-im-not-lazy-im-energy-efficient-240-gsm","title":"The \"Energy Efficient\" Boxy Tee – Heavyweight","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaximum Chill. Zero Apologies.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eLet’s be real—you’re not lazy, you’re just strategically optimizing your resources. Part of our signature Humor \u0026amp; Meme collection, this pitch-black tee features the ultimate ironic flex: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"187\"\u003e\"I'm Not Lazy, I'm Energy Efficient.\"\u003c\/i\u003e It’s the perfect uniform for low-effort days, high-key style, and anyone who treats relaxation like an elite skill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It’s An Absolute Grail:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate 240 GSM Heavyweight Feel:\u003c\/b\u003e Cut from a thick, premium 240 GSM cotton knit, this tee brings luxury streetwear quality straight to your closet. It feels substantial, stays durable, and holds its boxy structure flawlessly without drooping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Boxy Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Engineered with loose dropped shoulders and wide, relaxed sleeves to give you that effortless, off-duty streetwear silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCrisp, High-Density Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The clean, minimalistic typography is stamped with high-grade ink designed to resist cracking, peeling, and fading—no matter how many times it hits the laundry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePitch Black Canvas:\u003c\/b\u003e A deep, saturated, fade-resistant black colorway that makes the bold white lettering pop and goes with absolutely everything in your wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Premium Super-Combed Cotton (Bio-washed \u0026amp; Pre-shrunk)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 240 GSM Luxury Heavyweight Knit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Boxy \/ Oversized Drop-Shoulder Fit (Unisex)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/b\u003e Pitch Black\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e High-Density \"Energy Efficient\" Meme Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e Thick, durable ribbed crew neck that won't stretch out over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Slip it on with baggy cargos, oversized sweatpants, or distressed denim. Ideal for gaming marathons, coffee runs, or looking completely unbothered while running errands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e🔋 Flex the Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eLoving your new lazy-day uniform? Tag us before you nap! 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